A 4-time IronMan Triathlete, Trevor insists that life is something that should be earned. Aside from comedy, he fills his daily hours with mountain climbing, reading, self-flagellation, and other types of try-hardery. While he is open about his love for life, he reminds us that there is plenty of room in his heart for hate. "Like coleslaw - I just can't stand the stuff!!" He is thinking of getting into porn.
 
Not much can be said for sure about Brent. Despite co-starring in numerous short films, none of the other members of No Parking have actually ever met Brent. " I heard he lives in the forest. He's got like a den up there," claims Jon. "Naw, that ain't true," insists Cody, "He moved to England. My buddy Kevan lives over there. Says he seen Brent last week, bein' a lifty for the London Eye. Says he hates his life."
 
Cody, better known by many as "Shawsome!!", has been one of the worlds top rappers for some time now. He prides himself on his underground status. A status that is so underground, in fact, that he has yet to produce any actual music. "Why would I do that? That's on some top 40 shit. I ain't gettin' no radio play!" On the weekends, he volunteers for a group of blind children, teaching them to fingerpaint.
 
Jon is sometimes mistaken for a World Vision orphan because of his sticklike body, but deep inside him rages a powerful hunger. The truth is we’re pretty sure that Jon is a three-hundred year old man who stays young by eating stem cell gyoza. Don’t trust him.
 
Born Zachary Diggs, Zack grew up humbly in the Staten Island Housing Projects in New York. His love for Kung-Fu movies as a youth formed his comedy stylings, and prompted him to form the group that is now "No Parking." He scraped up what money he had to purchase a Hi-8, and basically engineered everything that the group did from that point on. He currently scores films for Quentin Tarantino.
 
Legend speaks of a young boy named Kevan who had a dream of No Parking. It was a funny dream. I'd explain it to you, but everyone knows, listening to people's dreams is FUCKING BORING! Anyway, many years ago, Kevan disappeared leaving only a vague e-paper trail of scripts sent via email. His followers await his return.