April 26th, 2008
Tonight is the night that a star is born. Our little Cody is gracing the silver screen in his super weird film for Vancouver's Crazy 8's film festival. Cody spends the majority of the eight minute film inside of an old man's mouth, so really it was no different for him than any other sunny Sunday afternoon! In other news, Zack has relocated to Montreal to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a Global Personnel Coordinator. Hilarity ensues.
- Jon
February 10th, 2008
Hey there. We just put up two videos, one of them is actually new. So check our shitty 'Films' section to actually see what we've been up to lately. And oh! Oh! Trevor is going to be on CBC news tonight at 11:00 p.m. for his stupid little documentary! So please, check it out! Also if you haven't heard Kevan's music yet (he's technically a member of this fat kid camp), do check it out. He'd like that.
- Zack and Jon, making out.
November 11th, 2007
Took down a couple of videos from our 'Flm' section and added a blog from Trevor. Essentially then, it's a like a negative update. Someone please give us money, Cody needs cigarettes.
- Z - Murder
September 9th, 2007
Holy shit.
Someone actually wrote a blog. Check out Trev's craaaaazy section to see why he loves people of all races and colour.
- Z - Money
August 28th, 2007
Hey yooooou guuuuuuys.
We added a new video to the films section and changed a couple of photos around. All super exciting stuff. More videos to come in the next coming days,
- Zack
July 15, 2007
Hi folks.
Alright, this is officially the first update that isn't some kind of test. First off we'd like to congratulate ourselves on placing 3rd in iLaugh.com's Shortfest competition (here) which is fantastic news because we had pretty much forgotten about our entry. We fully expect this to snowball into internet stardom.
Right now we're working on getting more content up on the site. The photo gallery and films sections should be beefed up some by the end of the week. We also have new material in production that will make its way on here in the near future.
Zack and Trev are still abroad and will be back in town mid-August, leading to a 500% increase in productivity.
more soon ,
-NP
April 13, 2007
Welcome to No Parking Films' personal website.
April 13, 2007
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April 13, 2007
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